Saturday, March 28, 2009

Dialectize this!

Here is a couple uh different versions uh my last post, courtesy uh De Dialectizer, dig dis:

Wednesday, Mawch 25, 2009
Photos fwom a spwing wawk Wow, is my @#$%^& point and shoot camewa evew pathetic. And wow, am I evew bad at using it. Twied the auto and spowt settings but neithew did a pawticuwawwy good job. Anyway, took a bunch of photos duwing a wawk on this wovewy spwing day. Hewe awe the ones I wiked fow some weason ow anothew. P.S. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Yes, poow Wucy is on weash the whowe time. I've weawned the hawd way (though not the hawdest way, since she's stiww awive...) that in most pwaces if she's wet off weash, within two minutes she'ww be off wike a bat outta heck fowwowing hew hound nose, nevew to be seen again untiw my seawch wucks out and I happen to find hew, fwitting to and fwo in hew stoned hound mode (if you've evew had a scenthound you'ww know exactwy what I'm tawking about; I wondew if tewwiews awe the same way?) and hopefuwwy get cwose enough to get a howd of hew. My heawt just can't take it anymowe, so extenda-weash it is. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

Ok, enough Elmer Fudd already. Here's the "hacker" version. (Has anyone NOT come across this... ummm... "writing style" on the web? Too funny.)

\\\\////\\\\////EDNSDDAY, MRACH 25, 2009
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